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Post by jls1233 on 2011-01-13, 19:19

Nearly all of us have them, those memories from school when everyone was a bit more of a nutter.

And this is a place to share those memories (:
cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers
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Re: Funny memories of school

Post by Darkwing on 2011-01-13, 19:25

I should just go find my drama vids, that might explain everything

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Re: Funny memories of school

Post by leewatson1 on 2011-01-13, 19:27

I hated my school life it sucked big time, but theres been a few laughs at college Very Happy
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Re: Funny memories of school

Post by Vedic on 2011-01-13, 19:29

I punched a Teacher... oh wait that isn't funny.
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Re: Funny memories of school

Post by Darkwing on 2011-01-13, 19:29

I loved school, things were simpler there, I knew what I was doing, who I was and what I would do when I woke up in the morning Smile

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Re: Funny memories of school

Post by jls1233 on 2011-01-13, 19:48

One of my memories,

My science teacher (an old man) explaining what electrons do.
He was sprinting randomly around the room making buzzing noises.
None of us expected it X)
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Post by JPB18 on 2011-01-13, 20:01

I've good and bad memories of those days... I like College much more... It was like 4 years in the beginning (good), 2 years in indiference (null), 2 years of torture (awfull), 1 year with my friends from the 1st years (Great)...

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Post by jls1233 on 2011-01-13, 20:03

I love being at school (:
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Re: Funny memories of school

Post by Destral on 2011-01-13, 21:36

My high school years sucked balls. Im glad theyre over.

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Re: Funny memories of school

Post by Darkwing on 2011-01-13, 21:42

I wonder why/how so many people hate high school. Like I personally loved it, I got to explore new tech, software, I got to work on projects, film etc. My teachers were pretty good towards me too and fairly relaxed for the most part. Everyone for some reason thought I was cool and I "fit in" with each group of people, even the jocks.

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Re: Funny memories of school

Post by A-BIack_Man on 2011-01-13, 21:52

i like my teachers and everything. starting to REALLY hate my job, and all of my friends have turned into stoners. all they ever talk about is weed...

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Re: Funny memories of school

Post by Jtull on 2011-01-13, 21:55

well I used to annoy a teacher untill she cried most art lessons but it was funny cos she would go into a full rage before crying. was good times.
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Post by Darkwing on 2011-01-13, 21:56

I fail to see how that is productive or good

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Re: Funny memories of school

Post by Thingy on 2011-01-14, 12:17

Me neither... This is one of the things i fucking hate about people of my age. No respect for other people whatsoever.

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Re: Funny memories of school

Post by Jtull on 2011-01-14, 12:41

Darkwing wrote:I fail to see how that is productive or good

it was year 6 art and the teacher was useless.
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Re: Funny memories of school

Post by Darkwing on 2011-01-14, 12:48

So? That still doesn't make it right nor appropriate. Don't make me pull the hypocrite card on you.

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Re: Funny memories of school

Post by max-eMaDness on 2011-01-14, 12:53

for a prank i stole a cuple of bull eyes from the school lab and went up to people with my hand angled so they couldnt see him and laugh at their expression when they shake my hand. Very Happy
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Re: Funny memories of school

Post by Deoran Drages on 2011-01-14, 18:06

i dont remember that.... or was that before i came out school? max disagrees with me on this, but my maths teacher from last year was completely useless, couldn't teach maths for crap..
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Re: Funny memories of school

Post by Philly Homer on 2011-01-14, 19:34

So this one time me and my chem teacher were alone together in a classroom around an hour after school and she...
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Re: Funny memories of school

Post by JPB18 on 2011-01-14, 20:49

Philly Homer wrote:So this one time me and my chem teacher were alone together in a classroom around an hour after school and she...

Nope, don't buy it...

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Re: Funny memories of school

Post by Darkwing on 2011-01-14, 20:54

It was a dolphin teaching chem of course, duuh, now do you get it? Sheesh, you Brits, so, what's your term, ah yes, daft

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Post by JPB18 on 2011-01-14, 21:01

Darkwing wrote:It was a dolphin teaching chem of course, duuh, now do you get it? Sheesh, you Brits, so, what's your term, ah yes, daft

Still don't buy it, because, no one stays one hour at school after school time, inside a classroom, with a teacher... In fact, here they don't allow us to stay inside the school after our schedule finishes (which is something nearby 6.30 pm)...

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Re: Funny memories of school

Post by Darkwing on 2011-01-14, 21:03

Facepalm

You don't get it, do you?

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Re: Funny memories of school

Post by leewatson1 on 2011-01-14, 21:04

She was a dolphin and the had ze sexual intercourses?
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Re: Funny memories of school

Post by Philly Homer on 2011-01-14, 22:34

^He gets it
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Re: Funny memories of school

Post by A-BIack_Man on 2011-01-15, 01:00

it was for discipline though, not for gratification.



at least for the teacher

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Re: Funny memories of school

Post by Philly Homer on 2011-01-15, 01:11

Yeah. Dolphins are rough, man :/
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Re: Funny memories of school

Post by jls1233 on 2011-01-19, 07:21

wow you managed to get dolphins in there.....
Does anyone have any funny stories from school?
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Re: Funny memories of school

Post by Darkjedi on 2011-01-19, 15:46

Well, I remember one time in High School, a kid caught the bathroom on fire because he was trying to burn his weed before the cops could catch him with it. Razz

Idiot.... There's a reason he was held back 2 years.
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Re: Funny memories of school

Post by Shemuel on 2011-01-19, 16:04

Yeah, obviously the answer is to flush down the toilet, works ever time. Rookie error - I mean...

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Re: Funny memories of school

Post by Darkjedi on 2011-01-19, 16:06

Or just get a group of people to help you smoke it really fast. LOL

Note: not supporting drug use here.


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Re: Funny memories of school

Post by leewatson1 on 2011-01-19, 16:06

Or hide it in your rectum?
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Re: Funny memories of school

Post by Darkjedi on 2011-01-19, 16:09

:Drug dog starts barking:

Cop: "What do we have here?"

:Dog starts sniffing your arse:

Cop: "Whacha got in there son?"

Lee: "Uh, Uhm, nothing?"

Cop: "Alright son, looks like we have to do this the hard way."

:snaps on a rubber glove:

Cop: "Hands on the wall and bend over!"

You see where the rest goes....
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Post by leewatson1 on 2011-01-19, 16:11

Well when you put it that way o.0
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Re: Funny memories of school

Post by Darkjedi on 2011-01-19, 16:13

Yeah, now look at the face on your avatar...
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Post by leewatson1 on 2011-01-19, 16:18

Add 20% more shock and 100% less getting melted by orange spit that bug spits.
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Re: Funny memories of school

Post by Darkjedi on 2011-01-19, 16:28

I don't know, with the amount of coffee and doughnuts those cops consume nowadays...
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Post by Philly Homer on 2011-01-19, 16:30

Donut and rubber glove cops in this.

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Post by Darkjedi on 2011-01-19, 16:32

1:44 Razz

NOOOOooooes!!
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Post by leewatson1 on 2011-01-19, 16:36

Noes i've seen the future
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Post by Jtull on 2011-01-19, 18:28

DJ from that little description of what happens I worry that you hid something up there and got a involuntary prostate exam
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Post by Philly Homer on 2011-01-19, 22:54

Jtull wrote:voluntary anal violation

Fixed that for you
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Post by Jtull on 2011-01-19, 23:20

umm no thanks. I would rather not have anal violation.
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Post by Darkwing on 2011-01-20, 01:18

Okey dokeys folks, back on topic or locky, and you know how I work, if the next post isn't on topic and still carries on the last bit here, it gets locked

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Post by Jtull on 2011-01-20, 07:35

well I remember this one time someone whose last name was 'cocks' no jokes, really annoyed me and he in tern ended up on the wrong side of a closed window with a new hole in the middle of it. Very Happy *sweet innocent smile*

Oh and he had to pay for half the window and I got no detentions because it is officially termed an accident. Wink
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Post by Thingy on 2011-01-20, 10:47

Well... That makes you officially an arse i guess. And a hypocrite. I mean, do you even know how much one of those windows costs? Or how it feels to have to go to detention, and have your parents yell at you constantly for this one thing you didn't do?

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Re: Funny memories of school

Post by Darkwing on 2011-01-20, 12:20

Good thing he's a Christian

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Post by Jtull on 2011-01-20, 20:30

Thingy yes I do. I happen to have done alot of stupid stuff when I was alot younger I stopped after I was about 14. I do admit I did some really really dumb stuff but no violence now days.
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Post by Darkjedi on 2011-01-21, 03:54

Jtull wrote:DJ from that little description of what happens I worry that you hid something up there and got a involuntary prostate exam

Probably; and conducted by DW too.

http://www.flashtrek-tuf.com/t4122p30-lunar-eclipse-tonight#bottom

I dare you to go to the page after that! Razz

Oh, and you must watch the video to top it off!

Warning: Probably one of the most disturbing things on here since dolphin sex and Terra.



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Post by Jtull on 2011-01-21, 04:52

ummm I would rather not click then.
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