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Re: Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda

Post by Darkwing on 2010-07-29, 19:25

Thingy wrote:Pfft... Canadians... They're so politically correct...

Actually, i meant all the other stuff.

What, talking about bestiality?

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Post by leewatson1 on 2010-07-29, 19:32

Thats sick, and it must be legal in wales Wink
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Re: Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda

Post by Philly Homer on 2010-07-29, 19:51

Someone's gon' get banned from IRC again!
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Re: Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda

Post by Darkwing on 2010-07-29, 19:53

heh, amusing

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Re: Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda

Post by Philly Homer on 2010-07-29, 19:56

Thingy wrote:Philly started talking about dolphins ejaculating inside him.

And apparently you can't read. I clearly only said that "dolphins ejaculating inside you is bad." That's it. Stop putting words in my mouth that were never fucking said.
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Re: Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda

Post by Darkwing on 2010-07-29, 19:59

yeah!

can we gang up on Thingy now? I'd like to gang up on someone and Thingy seems like good choice Razz

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Re: Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda

Post by Philly Homer on 2010-07-29, 20:00

Sure, why not? I'm extremely bored after eating calamari! Thingy seems like an excellent target.

Only problem is that he ain't here. Oh well! Maybe some other time! Smile
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Re: Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda

Post by leewatson1 on 2010-07-29, 20:01

How would you know its bad if youve never had one do it inside of you?

Yes we should make thingy's life a living hell!
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Re: Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda

Post by Darkwing on 2010-07-29, 20:01

of course lee watson is here.... we could gang up on him instead...

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Re: Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda

Post by Philly Homer on 2010-07-29, 20:03

leewatson1 wrote:How would you know its bad if youve never had one do it inside of you?

Because from what I've read, dolphins ejaculate extremely violently and it can cause internal organ damage. So you would have to explain to the doctors how you got semen in your liver and...

Yeah. You get the point.
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Re: Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda

Post by leewatson1 on 2010-07-29, 20:11

I'm used to it don't worry i know the standard bullying procedures
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Re: Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda

Post by Darkwing on 2010-07-29, 20:12

ok good.

Step 1: Get into circle around subject

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Post by leewatson1 on 2010-07-29, 20:13

Step 2: intimidate subject and say level 1 insults
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Re: Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda

Post by Philly Homer on 2010-07-29, 20:14

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit!
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Post by Darkwing on 2010-07-29, 20:14

step 3 is commence physical abuse

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Re: Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda

Post by leewatson1 on 2010-07-29, 20:15

Step 4: victims crys and shouts for mommy
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Re: Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda

Post by Philly Homer on 2010-07-29, 20:15

Step 5: Commence binding arms, legs, and duct taping the mouth
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Re: Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda

Post by leewatson1 on 2010-07-29, 20:17

Erm im scared now its went from bullying to kidnap/possible rape
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Re: Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda

Post by Philly Homer on 2010-07-29, 20:18

I assumed that was what you were going for? Kidnappers/rapists are bullies too, I'll have you know!
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Re: Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda

Post by leewatson1 on 2010-07-29, 20:19

Step 6: protect my anus! or at least use a condom
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Re: Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda

Post by Philly Homer on 2010-07-29, 20:20

Okay I'm officially meh'd with this thread.

Something fresh, people! We need something fresh!
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Re: Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda

Post by JPB18 on 2010-07-29, 20:21

Step 7: JPB stranges why did he asked us to use a condom???

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Post by leewatson1 on 2010-07-29, 20:22

Have this freshly baked french loaf
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Re: Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda

Post by Philly Homer on 2010-07-29, 20:22

Cause if you don't then you receive wonderful things such as:

-Gonorrhea
-AIDS
-Crabs
-Herpes
-Numerous other... delightful things.
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Re: Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda

Post by JPB18 on 2010-07-29, 20:24

But I mean... That I know, the most probable thing os those you listed to have is herpes... And that you can catch even with shaking someone's hand!...

Besides... None of us has any of those (to my knowledge)!

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Post by leewatson1 on 2010-07-29, 20:26

Or do we, why dont we make a thread list your STD's here
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Re: Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda

Post by Darkwing on 2010-07-29, 21:02

Philly Homer wrote:Okay I'm officially meh'd with this thread.

Something fresh, people! We need something fresh!

this thread doesn't need to be about dolphin sex, it's just a random post crap thread

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Re: Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda

Post by Thingy on 2010-07-29, 22:10

Shemuel wrote:I'm pretty sure even Sweden isn't that liberal..

No no, by around here i meant on the forum. Talking about something like this and the dildo pictures aren't against the forum rules.

@Philly Right, dolphin on human sex that leads to the dolphin ejaculating inside said unnamed human, that fucks up the line pretty badly too.


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Re: Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda

Post by Darkwing on 2010-07-29, 22:11

also fucks up the human pretty badly too Smile

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Re: Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda

Post by Philly Homer on 2010-07-29, 22:15

Which was my only point. Thankfully someone got it
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Re: Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda

Post by Darkwing on 2010-07-29, 22:17

so, 6 pages later, we have come to the conclusion of topic 1. now moving onto bananas and why they are disgusting

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Post by JPB18 on 2010-07-29, 22:21

It depends of what bananas you're talking... Very Happy

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Post by Darkwing on 2010-07-29, 22:21

i'm talking these guys:


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Re: Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda

Post by JPB18 on 2010-07-29, 22:22

Those guys aren't disgusting... They're a pretty tasty fruit actually...

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Post by Darkwing on 2010-07-29, 22:24

are you kidding me, they're mushy and slimey and have this gross texture, plus the taste is disgusting. I literally feel like vomiting every time I try to eat a banana

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Re: Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda

Post by Thingy on 2010-07-29, 22:26

Fucking bananas, i fucking hate those hippies... Fucking freaks...

They just have to be so speeeciaaaal. All the other fruit are round or oval, but these assholes? Noooo, they just have to look like dicks.

They're like the popped collar douchebags of the fruits. Think they're so special, but they're actually just like all the other asshole fruit.

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Post by Philly Homer on 2010-07-29, 22:26

Then you haven't ever had a ripe banana?

They gotta have lots of brown spots on them. If they're green, then no shit they're disgusting.
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Post by Darkwing on 2010-07-29, 22:27

Philly Homer wrote:Then you haven't ever had a ripe banana?

They gotta have lots of brown spots on them. If they're green, then no shit they're disgusting.

eeew, that's even worse. I literally hate bananas at all stages in their life. I like grapes though, grapes are quite nice

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Post by Thingy on 2010-07-29, 22:28

Ripe bananas are only good for milkshakes or anything cooked/baked, as long as you don't eat them raw. They have to be in the middle, or even better, leaning towards ripe but not ripe yet.

Stll fucking assholes though.

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Post by JPB18 on 2010-07-29, 22:29

C'mon! They're so sweet! And the only problem I have with them being slim is that they break if you're careless... And with them being soft... Hmmm... I don't have anything against...

Grapes are awesome, btw! Very Happy

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Post by Darkwing on 2010-07-29, 22:29

Thingy wrote:Ripe bananas are only good for milkshakes or anything cooked/baked, as long as you don't eat them raw. They have to be in the middle, or even better, leaning towards ripe but not ripe yet.

Stll fucking assholes though.

agree.

They're ok in milkshakes, banana bread and banana chocolate chip muffins

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Post by Philly Homer on 2010-07-29, 22:32

Whatevs yo. You people are weird for not eating bananas like regular people.

Anyways, no love for peaches? They're amazing
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Post by JPB18 on 2010-07-29, 22:33

True True True...

In fact I like all the fruits in existence Very Happy

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Post by Darkwing on 2010-07-29, 22:33

because you are one Very Happy

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Post by Philly Homer on 2010-07-29, 22:34

Oh you're a fruitcake, man!
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Post by Darkwing on 2010-07-29, 22:35

he had to have seen that one coming

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Post by JPB18 on 2010-07-29, 22:36

What do you mean... by that? (I bet it's something really bad, but...)

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Post by Darkwing on 2010-07-29, 22:37

come on, you must have been called a fruit before, it's a pretty universal insult

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Post by Philly Homer on 2010-07-29, 22:38

A fruitcake has rainbow colors and rainbows are gay therefore fruitcakes are gay.
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Post by JPB18 on 2010-07-29, 22:40

Like your jokes say... Portuguese are aliens, so...

@Alka... Oww... Don 't call me that again please... Really don't...

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