Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda

by **Darkwing** on 2010-07-29, 09:18

So, whatever random bullshit comes to your mind can go here. Now we were talking about dolphins I think

by Shemuel on 2010-07-29, 09:19

I'll let Alka start.

by Philly Homer on 2010-07-29, 09:21

I LOVE DOLPHINS! I SWIM WITH THEM ALL THE TIME! I SNEAK INTO THE AQUARIUM AT NIGHT!

And the pandas can go burn for all I care. Nasty creatures =(

by leewatson1 on 2010-07-29, 09:23

Dolphins are the only species apart from humans to have sex for pleasure FACT!

by Philly Homer on 2010-07-29, 09:23

leewatson1 wrote:Dolphins are the only species apart from humans to have sex for pleasure FACT!

This is true!

And if you're lucky, they'll do it with you!

by Shemuel on 2010-07-29, 09:24

Already, that fact has been quoted. I suggest all newcomers to this topic to first look at the philosophers corner.

by Shemuel on 2010-07-29, 09:25

I heard Minke Whales are like dolphins, except they're all white! Very Happy

by Philly Homer on 2010-07-29, 09:25

I Can Do Whatever I'm White!

by leewatson1 on 2010-07-29, 09:27

I heard dolphins dont have gills

Then again why do they need failed business men

by Shemuel on 2010-07-29, 09:29

Hmm, we also need a "OOIUGHH THAT JOKE IS AWFUUL" thread.

by Philly Homer on 2010-07-29, 09:29

They have prehensile penises!

by leewatson1 on 2010-07-29, 09:30

Sad face

dolphins cant actually have a sad face

by Philly Homer on 2010-07-29, 09:32

But they can rape you if they're angry. And if they ejaculate in you, then that's really bad.

by leewatson1 on 2010-07-29, 09:34

Actually up until about 12 weeks of pregancy a human baby is excatcly the same as a dolphins.

by **A-BIack_Man** on 2010-07-29, 09:35

by Shemuel on 2010-07-29, 09:35

Like, Really bad.

BS. Do you mean physiologically similar?

by leewatson1 on 2010-07-29, 09:36

Yes not genetically but their bodys are the same except after that we grow arms leg etc... and they grows fins etc..

by Shemuel on 2010-07-29, 09:41

Lee wrote:

Hmm, not quite what I expected.

by **A-BIack_Man** on 2010-07-29, 09:51

i wonder if this thread will attract any new users.

By the way, nice sig shem

by **Thingy** on 2010-07-29, 09:55

And so, the great power above came down and utterly destroyed western civilization for the atrocities commited in this thread...

by Philly Homer on 2010-07-29, 09:56

Silly, that's just the giant dolphin god showering us with his blessing.

by rrps700 on 2010-07-29, 10:00

dolphins make good pie

by **Darkwing** on 2010-07-29, 10:01

this thread is doing well I see Smile

by **Darkwing** on 2010-07-29, 10:02

Thingy wrote:And so, the great power above came down and utterly destroyed western civilization for the atrocities commited in this thread...

why western? hmm, there's people from Europe posting here too!

by Philly Homer on 2010-07-29, 10:03

Are you kidding me? This is the greatest thread ever conceived by the masterminds of this forum.

There has never been, and never will be, a thread as awesome as this thread.

by **Darkwing** on 2010-07-29, 10:05

I'm glad to know I was a part of something special for once Razz

by **Thingy** on 2010-07-29, 10:07

Darkwing wrote:
Thingy wrote:And so, the great power above came down and utterly destroyed western civilization for the atrocities commited in this thread...

why western? hmm, there's people from Europe posting here too!

...Europe's part of western civilization. Actually, western civilization began in europe.

by leewatson1 on 2010-07-29, 10:08

YAY US!! and why is it always the wierd topics that people post in?

by **Darkwing** on 2010-07-29, 10:08

oh. Ok, I need a New Zealander STAT!

by Shemuel on 2010-07-29, 10:10

Because everyone here is weird?

by **Darkwing** on 2010-07-29, 10:10

hat would about sum it up. In fact, this is probably part of the answer we been looking for. We need more weird and relaxed topics to post in

by Philly Homer on 2010-07-29, 10:11

Cause DW likes old men's asses, Shemale like sheep, and I like dolphins.

There's no threads for the former two, sadly.

by **Darkwing** on 2010-07-29, 10:12

I'm pretty sure we;ve had sheep threads and we did have the old man ass thread, so we did have them

by **Thingy** on 2010-07-29, 10:13

Shemuel wrote:
Lee wrote:

Hmm, not quite what I expected.

Pfft, dolphin dildos are for pussies (BADUM TISH!), real m... erm... Women... Use edward's disembodied plastic dick! It sparkles!

And read the comments. Fucking. Awesome.
http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TD&Product_Code=VAMP

by Philly Homer on 2010-07-29, 10:13

But nothing near as awesome as this one Very Happy

I gotta go eat now. Calamari time!

And Thingy, Obama dildo!

by **Thingy** on 2010-07-29, 10:14

Darkwing wrote:I'm pretty sure we;ve had sheep threads and we did have the old man ass thread, so we did have them

Thread? It was a discussion in the forum announcement tab. I think there's a thread with the records of it though...

by Shemuel on 2010-07-29, 10:14

There is a line. THERE IS A LINE.

by **Darkwing** on 2010-07-29, 10:14

Well...there goes my appetite for supper

by **Darkwing** on 2010-07-29, 10:15

Shemuel wrote:There is a line. THERE IS A LINE.

And yeah, forum rules do still apply here

by **Thingy** on 2010-07-29, 10:16

Shemuel wrote:There is a line. THERE IS A LINE.

We anal raped that line when Philly started talking about dolphins ejaculating inside him. We also destroyed any chance humanity had at forgiveness from god.

by **A-BIack_Man** on 2010-07-29, 10:16

Darkwing wrote:Well...there goes my appetite for supper

well it made alka hungry...

by **Darkwing** on 2010-07-29, 10:17

Thingy wrote:
Shemuel wrote:There is a line. THERE IS A LINE.

We anal raped that line when Philly started talking about dolphins ejaculating inside him. We also destroyed any chance humanity had at forgiveness from god.

true, but pictures was a little much.

by Shemuel on 2010-07-29, 10:17

Think of the children! Won't somebody please think of the children?

by **Darkwing** on 2010-07-29, 10:18

you want us to post kiddie porn now? how disturbing

by leewatson1 on 2010-07-29, 10:19

Simpsons did it!

by **Darkwing** on 2010-07-29, 10:20

they had kiddie porn on the Simpsons? Is that legal?

by **Thingy** on 2010-07-29, 10:21

Actually, this is perfectly legal (around here at least, i'm quite sure this thread is against all international laws made by the UN and every single organization in the world. Ever.). As long as it's 16+, we're fine.

by **Darkwing** on 2010-07-29, 10:22

well kiddie porn is illegal here in Canada

by **Thingy** on 2010-07-29, 10:24

Pfft... Canadians... They're so politically correct...

Actually, i meant all the other stuff.

by Shemuel on 2010-07-29, 10:24

I'm pretty sure even Sweden isn't that liberal..