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Post by Darkwing on 2010-07-29, 18:18

So, whatever random bullshit comes to your mind can go here. Now we were talking about dolphins I think

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Post by Shemuel on 2010-07-29, 18:19

I'll let Alka start.

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Post by Philly Homer on 2010-07-29, 18:21

I LOVE DOLPHINS! I SWIM WITH THEM ALL THE TIME! I SNEAK INTO THE AQUARIUM AT NIGHT!

And the pandas can go burn for all I care. Nasty creatures =(
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Post by leewatson1 on 2010-07-29, 18:23

Dolphins are the only species apart from humans to have sex for pleasure FACT!
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Post by Philly Homer on 2010-07-29, 18:23

leewatson1 wrote:Dolphins are the only species apart from humans to have sex for pleasure FACT!

This is true!

And if you're lucky, they'll do it with you!
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Post by Shemuel on 2010-07-29, 18:24

Already, that fact has been quoted. I suggest all newcomers to this topic to first look at the philosophers corner.

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Post by Shemuel on 2010-07-29, 18:25

I heard Minke Whales are like dolphins, except they're all white! Very Happy

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Post by Philly Homer on 2010-07-29, 18:25

I Can Do Whatever I'm White!
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Post by leewatson1 on 2010-07-29, 18:27

I heard dolphins dont have gills

Then again why do they need failed business men
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Post by Shemuel on 2010-07-29, 18:29

Hmm, we also need a "OOIUGHH THAT JOKE IS AWFUUL" thread.

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Post by Philly Homer on 2010-07-29, 18:29

They have prehensile penises!
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Post by leewatson1 on 2010-07-29, 18:30

Sad face Sad dolphins cant actually have a sad face
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Re: Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda

Post by Philly Homer on 2010-07-29, 18:32

But they can rape you if they're angry. And if they ejaculate in you, then that's really bad.
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Post by leewatson1 on 2010-07-29, 18:34

Actually up until about 12 weeks of pregancy a human baby is excatcly the same as a dolphins.
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Post by A-BIack_Man on 2010-07-29, 18:35

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Post by Shemuel on 2010-07-29, 18:35

Like, Really bad.

BS. Do you mean physiologically similar?

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Post by leewatson1 on 2010-07-29, 18:36

Yes not genetically but their bodys are the same except after that we grow arms leg etc... and they grows fins etc..
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Post by Shemuel on 2010-07-29, 18:41

Lee wrote:

Hmm, not quite what I expected.

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Post by A-BIack_Man on 2010-07-29, 18:51

i wonder if this thread will attract any new users.

By the way, nice sig shem

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Re: Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda

Post by Thingy on 2010-07-29, 18:55

And so, the great power above came down and utterly destroyed western civilization for the atrocities commited in this thread...

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Re: Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda

Post by Philly Homer on 2010-07-29, 18:56

Silly, that's just the giant dolphin god showering us with his blessing.
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Post by rrps700 on 2010-07-29, 19:00

dolphins make good pie
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Post by Darkwing on 2010-07-29, 19:01

this thread is doing well I see Smile

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Post by Darkwing on 2010-07-29, 19:02

Thingy wrote:And so, the great power above came down and utterly destroyed western civilization for the atrocities commited in this thread...

why western? hmm, there's people from Europe posting here too!

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Post by Philly Homer on 2010-07-29, 19:03

Are you kidding me? This is the greatest thread ever conceived by the masterminds of this forum.

There has never been, and never will be, a thread as awesome as this thread.
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Post by Darkwing on 2010-07-29, 19:05

I'm glad to know I was a part of something special for once Razz

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Post by Thingy on 2010-07-29, 19:07

Darkwing wrote:
Thingy wrote:And so, the great power above came down and utterly destroyed western civilization for the atrocities commited in this thread...

why western? hmm, there's people from Europe posting here too!

...Europe's part of western civilization. Actually, western civilization began in europe.

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Post by leewatson1 on 2010-07-29, 19:08

YAY US!! and why is it always the wierd topics that people post in?
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Re: Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda

Post by Darkwing on 2010-07-29, 19:08

oh. Ok, I need a New Zealander STAT!

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Post by Shemuel on 2010-07-29, 19:10

Because everyone here is weird?

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Post by Darkwing on 2010-07-29, 19:10

hat would about sum it up. In fact, this is probably part of the answer we been looking for. We need more weird and relaxed topics to post in

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Post by Philly Homer on 2010-07-29, 19:11

Cause DW likes old men's asses, Shemale like sheep, and I like dolphins.

There's no threads for the former two, sadly.
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Post by Darkwing on 2010-07-29, 19:12

I'm pretty sure we;ve had sheep threads and we did have the old man ass thread, so we did have them

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Post by Thingy on 2010-07-29, 19:13

Shemuel wrote:
Lee wrote:

Hmm, not quite what I expected.

Pfft, dolphin dildos are for pussies (BADUM TISH!), real m... erm... Women... Use edward's disembodied plastic dick! It sparkles!



And read the comments. Fucking. Awesome.
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Post by Philly Homer on 2010-07-29, 19:13

But nothing near as awesome as this one Very Happy

I gotta go eat now. Calamari time!

And Thingy, Obama dildo!

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Post by Thingy on 2010-07-29, 19:14

Darkwing wrote:I'm pretty sure we;ve had sheep threads and we did have the old man ass thread, so we did have them

Thread? It was a discussion in the forum announcement tab. I think there's a thread with the records of it though...

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Post by Shemuel on 2010-07-29, 19:14

There is a line. THERE IS A LINE.

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Post by Darkwing on 2010-07-29, 19:14

Well...there goes my appetite for supper

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Post by Darkwing on 2010-07-29, 19:15

Shemuel wrote:There is a line. THERE IS A LINE.

And yeah, forum rules do still apply here

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Post by Thingy on 2010-07-29, 19:16

Shemuel wrote:There is a line. THERE IS A LINE.

We anal raped that line when Philly started talking about dolphins ejaculating inside him. We also destroyed any chance humanity had at forgiveness from god.

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Post by A-BIack_Man on 2010-07-29, 19:16

Darkwing wrote:Well...there goes my appetite for supper

well it made alka hungry...
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Post by Darkwing on 2010-07-29, 19:17

Thingy wrote:
Shemuel wrote:There is a line. THERE IS A LINE.

We anal raped that line when Philly started talking about dolphins ejaculating inside him. We also destroyed any chance humanity had at forgiveness from god.

true, but pictures was a little much.

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Post by Shemuel on 2010-07-29, 19:17

Think of the children! Won't somebody please think of the children?

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Post by Darkwing on 2010-07-29, 19:18

you want us to post kiddie porn now? how disturbing

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Post by leewatson1 on 2010-07-29, 19:19

Simpsons did it!
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Post by Darkwing on 2010-07-29, 19:20

they had kiddie porn on the Simpsons? Is that legal?

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Post by Thingy on 2010-07-29, 19:21

Actually, this is perfectly legal (around here at least, i'm quite sure this thread is against all international laws made by the UN and every single organization in the world. Ever.). As long as it's 16+, we're fine.

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Post by Darkwing on 2010-07-29, 19:22

well kiddie porn is illegal here in Canada

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Post by Thingy on 2010-07-29, 19:24

Pfft... Canadians... They're so politically correct...

Actually, i meant all the other stuff.

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Post by Shemuel on 2010-07-29, 19:24

I'm pretty sure even Sweden isn't that liberal..

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