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Re: Corrupt a Wish V.4

Post by FlashFreak22 on Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:46 pm

Granted. DO YOU WANT A BANANA?!?!?!?! STICK A BANANAIN YOUR EAR!!!!!!!

I wish this computer didn't screw up my text...

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That's why I always wake up screaming.
My feelings for you no words can tell.
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Would be a bullet between my eyes.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish V.4

Post by Alkanosis on Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:52 pm

Never. Your computer and all subsequent computers you get have the same issue.

I wish I could do this.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish V.4

Post by FlashFreak22 on Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:00 am

Not granted because I'm too lazy to check that link.

I wish I wasn't fat.

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You sig that, you die.

A few beautiful words for your sweetheart...
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
My feelings for you no words can tell.
Except for maybe "go to hell."
After you, my love, my only prize.
Would be a bullet between my eyes.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish V.4

Post by Alkanosis on Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:31 am

Granted. You're morbidly obese.

I wish you would tell us what's wrong with your computer.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish V.4

Post by FlashFreak22 on Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:33 am

Not granted. I don't know what's wrong.

I wish I knew what was wrong with my computer.

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You sig that, you die.

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I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
My feelings for you no words can tell.
Except for maybe "go to hell."
After you, my love, my only prize.
Would be a bullet between my eyes.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish V.4

Post by Alkanosis on Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:20 am

Granted.

I wish I could paint faces on my eggs like on my avvy.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish V.4

Post by A-BIack_Man on Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:22 pm

granted, i eat them, wasting your time.

i wish i could bench press 400 pounds

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Re: Corrupt a Wish V.4

Post by Earthdeath on Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:49 pm

Granted.Afterwards your arms implode due to the strain, and the implosion kills you.

I wish for the heatwave here to end and not be replace by it getting very cold.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish V.4

Post by Alkanosis on Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:16 pm

A nuclear reactor nearby has a meltdown. Yay.

I wish nuclear plants had nuclear fusion instead of fission.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish V.4

Post by Earthdeath on Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:19 pm

Granted.There is a nuclear war so people can decide which is better.

I wish for a better fan.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish V.4

Post by FlashFreak22 on Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:17 pm

Granted. It blows air so well and cold that it freezes your head then shatters it.

I wish Chairman Mao didn't start a cultural revolution.

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You sig that, you die.

A few beautiful words for your sweetheart...
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
My feelings for you no words can tell.
Except for maybe "go to hell."
After you, my love, my only prize.
Would be a bullet between my eyes.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish V.4

Post by Shemuel on Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:09 am

Granted. China is so backward most of the population died in the aggravated yak attack of 1953.

I wish I owned Luxemburg

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Re: Corrupt a Wish V.4

Post by Galaxy-Scarface on Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:34 am

granted, but nobody there likes you, and they kill you. i wish spammers never existed.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish V.4

Post by Alkanosis on Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:42 pm

Trolls are still there. You can't kill trolls.

I wish for a tacgnol.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish V.4

Post by FlashFreak22 on Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:53 pm

Because I don't know what that is, not granted.

I wish for a life.

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You sig that, you die.

A few beautiful words for your sweetheart...
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
My feelings for you no words can tell.
Except for maybe "go to hell."
After you, my love, my only prize.
Would be a bullet between my eyes.

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